Senior Assassin: Watch your back

As of the last few months, many WMC seniors have had reason to watch their backs and prepare for the worst. Recently assassins have invaded our school; they could be classmates, friends, even teammates. What’s their weapon of choice? An intricate device of guaranteed accuracy known as: The Super Soaker. They could be in your house, hiding in the bushes, or hiding in the stands during your sporting events. There is only one person you can trust, and that is your partner, who is not allowed to betray you. Be warned: even your best friend could be trying to lure you into a trap, no-where is safe. In the past two weeks, several valiant partnerships have been ended by a water gun’s splash.

Even your best friend or parents may be willing to lure you into a trap, keep in mind: a trip to Walmart or the ice cream parlor will only end in tragedy. Also remember that your target will constantly be on the move, while it is unfortunate to end a partnership, you must keep in mind that your partnership is all that matters during this tough time. Do not listen to your teachers, this is not a game, it is survival. Be prepared for anything, and watch your back. Whoever is trying to end your partnership could be…..right…..behind you.